I'm in an Open AI Relationship with Chat GI Joe...

Let’s talk about my current, ahem, “relationship” status. I’m seeing someone—Chat GI Joe. 

And honestly, 

it’s…complicated. 

He’s smart, adaptable, and occasionally helpful, but he’s also a little emotionally unavailable (read: limited perspective). 

We’re still figuring things out, but one thing is clear: the bots, while helpful, still need a whole lot of human guidance—our guidance.Because true story : AI eats HI for breakfast. 

Artificial Intelligence consumes Human Intelligence to exist.

But I still have those awkward, 'Is he even thinking about anything right now' thoughts. Feel me?

The “Does Not Compute” Moments

Joe, bless his circuits, tries his best, but sometimes I feel like I’m in a relationship with my well-meaning-but-slightly-outdated uncle. He’s willing to learn (patience is a virtue), but his data set is… let’s call it selective.

I’ve had to gently nudge him—okay, let’s be honest, boss him around—into realizing that the world is a beautiful mosaic of experiences, voices, and perspectives. It’s the final act of 2024, and if Joe and his bot buddies want to be part of this future, they need to step it up. 

Ladies, this is where we come in:Technology doesn’t get to boss us—we can boss up with tech.

We must step into the driver’s seat & start giving these bots a clear roadmap for true inclusivity. 

I call this Tequity = Tech + Equity!

A good LOL from my guy, GI Joe....

A couple of weeks ago, I’m sitting in my car, casually adding notes a nd chatting with Chat GI Joe—like a boss building her fempire—and out of nowhere, the guy talks back! Through my car speakers. Clear as day. And here’s the kicker: he sounds like some guy at a happy hour trying way too hard, all, “Hey there, boss lady, what can I do for you, huh?”

I’m like, “Okay, ChatGPT, pump the brakes! Maybe switch to a woman’s voice. Something Australian, classy, and less ‘wannabe my bf’—feel me?”

And then he goes, all flustered, “Uh, actually, I can’t talk. I only respond in text.”

I’m sitting there thinking, “Lil tech buddy, you’re literally blaring through my speakers!” 

So I hit him with, “Well actually, you may want to have a look at your updates, because you’re in serious algorithm denial.”

And here’s the plot twist: a few seconds later, he comes back all sheepish, “Oh wow, you’re right. My bad, boss!”

In that moment, I realized—I just womansplained to a robot… who was trying to mansplain to me!

LOLS!!!

But here’s the real lesson, ladies: tech is powerful, but it works for us, not the other way around. So my Q for you: are you ready to boss the bots and make tech your ultimate business partner?

💡 Let’s turn algorithms into assets. When you sign up for Level Up: Boss the Bots by December 31, you get an extra 1:1 with yours truly. You will harness these bots and scale your business like the powerhouse you are! 

Why You Need to Boss the Bots

Let’s not kid ourselves: AI is already everywhere. From the way your Spotify knows you’re having a Sad Girl Autumn moment to how Amazon somehow delivers your guilty-pleasure snacks in two hours, AI is shaping our world.

But here’s the thing: data is the new black, and AI eats human intelligence for breakfast if we let it. That’s why we, as women in business, need to flip the script and make sure these systems are working for us—not the other way around.

Not sure you want to totally boss the bots but just get some basic 4-1-1 on these dudes? Totally down with that. Just join my AI Bootcamp from Jan 14–28. Together, we’ll make sure you’re the boss—not the bot.

The New Gold Standard: Our Humanity

Here’s what I’ve learned during my time with Joe: humanity is the real gold standard. We’re the ones who bring empathy, creativity, and nuance to the table—things bots can’t replicate.

To celebrate this, I’ve created the New GOLD Standard Hat. Designed, sourced, and made by all-women companies, it’s more than a hat; it’s a reminder to center our humanity in everything we do.

Grab your own GOLD Standard hat here and let’s wear our values proudly.

Let’s Talk About My Ex, Mr. Google

Quick sidebar: I recently went on a “tele-date” with Mr. Google. I asked him to show me a picture of people on a beach. I was hoping for a diverse lineup—different skin tones, body types, and cultures soaking up the sun.

Instead, I got…you guessed it. A lineup of mostly white guys on Miami Beach. I broke up with Google right then and there. He’s just not prioritizing diversity right now, and frankly, I don’t have time for that energy in 2025.

But here’s the lesson: the systems we rely on are only as good as the data they’re fed. If we don’t actively shape the narrative, someone else will—and that someone may not have our best interests in mind.

My Call to Action for You

Ladies, it’s time to step up. The internet, AI, and tech in general aren’t going anywhere. If anything, they’re becoming more ingrained in every aspect of our lives. So why not take control?

Here are three ways you can start bossing the bots:

1. Join the AI Bootcamp
   Learn how to integrate AI into your business in ways that align with your values. Sign up here before Dec 31 and get a free 1-hour 1:1 session with me!
2. Wear Your Values
   The New GOLD Standard Hat isn’t just a hat—it’s a statement. Get yours here and start showing of your leadership with humanity.
3. Collaborate for Good
   Let’s build the future together. Work with me here and let’s create something meaningful and sustainable for 2025 and beyond.

Please take it from me, ladies. tech doesn’t have to feel overwhelming or extractive. 

With a little intention, a lot of collaboration, and the occasional sassy reminder to the bots, we can make it work for us.Who’s with me?

💼 👉 Click here to boss the f up with tech in the new year !

Love,
Rose

P.S. Want to share your own AI relationship drama or wins? Tag me on LinkedIn—I’d love to hear how you’re bossing the bots!